Just Luxury

The story of how the Jonas Brothers are planning to kill us all.

  • Jonas Brothers: Let's give our fans a heart attack. 3, 2, 1, go.
  • [In December]
  • Joe & Nick: First of all, we'll go to dinner together after months so that fans can see new Joick pictures and faint.
  • Someone: Oh, hey, let's leak Dance Until Tomorrow!
  • [In March]
  • Joe, Nick & Kevin: JOBRO REUNION TIME.
  • Jonas Brothers: Let's tweet about writing together!
  • Jonas Brothers: #JB2012!
  • Jonas Brothers: And let's tweet a picture, and maybe take a video of us recording!
  • Jonas Brothers: Okay, now let's give them a little break to regain their senses.
  • [In April]
  • Jonas Brothers: Let's tweet #JBAprilWriting!
  • Jonas Brothers: While we're there, let's dress up in tuxes for Garbo's wedding and Instagram pictures for the fans to see.
  • Joe: Live chat next month!
  • Jonas Brothers: New website! jonasbrothers2012.com!
  • Jonas Brothers: And we'll put all the latest Instagram and promo pictures we've taken on there.
  • Jonas Brothers: So, we changed our logo.
  • Jonas Brothers: New slogan! Forward Together 2012!
  • Jonas Brothers: Oh, look, new picture of us!
  • Kevin and Danielle: Hey, we're getting a reality show! Married To Jonas!
  • Kevin and Danielle: Oh, hey! Look, time for pictures of our reality show!
  • Jonas Brothers: I think that's enough for now.
  • Jonas Brothers: ...Or is it?
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